Star Jones tried to con her way into some cake but the brilliant Russell Simmons blocked the beast at his 49th Birthday bash held at the Lucky Strike Bowling Alley in Miami on Monday.

Check your gag reflexes at the door - New York and Flavor Flav go at it on Flavor of Love 2.

We’re on the phone with Cesar Millan right now - DMX needs to up his therapy to 5 days a week. I’m sure he’s full of rage after being raped and all but come on Dawg!

DMX co-headlined Hot 97’s Back to School Jam at New York’s Nassau Coliseum Saturday night. 50-Cent performed first and taunted DMX and members of his crew - (who knew they had beef?) - apparently agitating The Dawg. 50 finally exited the stage and DMX began his set - plagued with audio issues and a 15-minute time limit so the show would end on time.

When his mic was cut off after about 20 minutes into his set, The Dawg went off - storming backstage to destroy equipment and run off the audio guys - he and his crew then got back onstage and threw water bottles at the crowd - an audience member threw a chair at one of DMX’s handlers which was thrown back into the crowd, hitting a 29-year-old woman in the head, seriously injuring her.

Arf! Arf!