Ever wonder what would happen if you ate 9 bowls of Count Chocula, a dozen Ding-Dongs and washed it down with a 2-liter of Mountain Dew? Kenesha shows us.

Not even her right tittie could save Janet Jackson from playing second fiddle to Ludacris on the Billboard charts this week - in fact, even an appearance on Oprah didn’t help. Janet’s new album, 20 Y.O. entered the charts at #2 with a mere 296,000 sold - Janet Jackson’s lowest posting since 1997’s The Velvet Rope (which open at #1 on the charts, btw).

Stage some more “Caught Sunbathing” pix quick, Janet!

Still selling-out courtrooms from coast to coast, R Kelly has added another leg of his legal tour. Kelly was served with a lawsuit late yesterday afternoon for assault and theft of song proceeds. Here’s the rundown:

In a suit filed Wednesday, Henry “Love” Vaughn says he’s worked for Kelly off and on for years.

The suit says that in February, he went to Kelly’s south suburban Olympia Fields home to watch a basketball game and that one of Kelly’s other employees became “verbally abusive.” It goes on to allege that Kelly and others dragged him to the basement, attacked him and held him against his will.

The suit also alleges that the song “Step in the Name of Love” was Vaughn’s brainchild and that Kelly reneged on a promise to give him half the proceeds from the song.

Green Bay Packers pie-eyed receiver, Koren Robinson was sentenced to 3 months in the can yesterday for his second DUI offense in a year. He will be allowed to finishing this season and watch Superbowl 2007 from a bar in which he’ll inevitably drink himself into a .30 blood alcohol level and kill an innocent family of five while swerving home - he reports to prison on March 1st.

Tamara Dobson, the tall, stunning model-turned-actress who portrayed a strong female role as Cleopatra Jones in two “blaxploitation” films, has died.

Dobson, 59, died Monday of complications from pneumonia and multiple sclerosis at the Keswick Multi-Care Center, where she had lived for the past two years, her publicist said.

At 6 feet, 2 inches tall, Dobson was striking as the kung-fu fighting government agent Cleopatra Jones in 1973. She reprised the role in 1975’s “Cleopatra Jones and the Casino of Gold.”

“She was not afraid to start a trend,” said her brother, Peter Dobson, of Houston. “She designed a lot of the clothing that so many women emulated.”

Dobson also appeared in “Come Back, Charleston Blue,” “Norman, Is That You?” “Murder at the World Series” and “Chained Heat.”

She had TV roles in the early 1980s in “Jason of Star Command” and “Buck Rogers in the 25th Century.”

Dobson lived most of her adult life in New York, her family said. She was diagnosed six years ago with multiple sclerosis.