Mr. Kevin Spears isn’t turning into such a good provider. K-Fed’s concerts are getting cancelled by the minute. His launch date at NYC’s Webster Hall has been nixed along with dates in Detroit and Cleveland. To add insult to justice - the tickets are on sale for a bargain bin price of $20.00. We’re hoping Madonna steps in and adopts the kids before they run out of formula.

Michael Jackson is busy trying on Mr. Potato Head pieces to get ready for his first appearance since touching little boys where their swimming trunks cover. Break out the Jesus Juice cause The King of the Bad Touch is going to receive the “Diamond Award” at the World Music Awards held at Earls Court on November 15.

“We are thrilled to be bringing the World Music Awards to London, the music capital of the world,” said Melissa Corken, founder and executive producer of the awards. “The UK is the home of many of the world’s greatest selling artists of all time. The presence of Michael Jackson is very exciting for us.”

Lindsay Lohan will be hosting the awards show. Beyonce and Mary J. Blige will be performing.