Did you wake up late for work this morning? Did you run out of milk for your Fruity Pebbles? Having a bad hair day? Don’t sweat it - your day is going to seem much brighter after hearing what a nightmare of a life K-Fed is having.

We told you about his embarrassing empty house performance at Webster Hall, his beat-snatching lawsuit and of course the divorce filing heard around the world (read yesterday’s report) - today, it gets worse. K-Fed (being referred to as Fed-Ex now) is set to perform at Chicago’s House of Blues tonight - problem is that only 16 tickets have been sold. Promoters are so desperate to salvage the show, they are emailing out FREE passes to everyone on K-Fed’s MySpace friends list. Watch for the entire tour to be cancelled later today.

Even worse - this morning Much Music released tape of their day with K-Fed - which happened to be Monday, when Britney informed him that their marriage was over. Much Music was filming a “day in the life” documentary on the former Mr. Spears and caught all the blindsiding drama - watch the video below and cheer up - you’re not K-Fed!