The near homeless Bobby Brown participated on ITV’s “24 Hours With” - apparently the premise of this reality show is to tough it out in a posh living room with another “celebrity” for 24 hours while cameras roll. Bobby flips out when his roommate jokingly threatens to rape him prison style.

Maybe her red eyes were just from jet lag, flying in from Los Angeles. Houston is supposedly working on her new album there after going through a yearlong rehab from drug and alcohol abuse. Since she also looked and behaved “stoned” at the pre-Grammy dinner in February — readers may recall her basically ignoring Al Gore and snickering at her table — one wonders what Houston’s rehab has really added up to.

But Houston’s shenanigans couldn’t put a damper on the wild times. The Bahamas all-star music weekend was held at the Atlantis to celebrate the new upscale Cove luxury hotel plus other new additions at Kerzner Resorts’ Caribbean gem.