Maybe her red eyes were just from jet lag, flying in from Los Angeles. Houston is supposedly working on her new album there after going through a yearlong rehab from drug and alcohol abuse. Since she also looked and behaved “stoned” at the pre-Grammy dinner in February — readers may recall her basically ignoring Al Gore and snickering at her table — one wonders what Houston’s rehab has really added up to.

But Houston’s shenanigans couldn’t put a damper on the wild times. The Bahamas all-star music weekend was held at the Atlantis to celebrate the new upscale Cove luxury hotel plus other new additions at Kerzner Resorts’ Caribbean gem.

From TMZ:

TMZ has learned that rapperista-actress Eve was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence after she crashed her gold Maserati on Hollywood Boulevard.

Eve (real name: Eve Jeffers) was driving in Hollywood around 2:45 am this morning when she hit the center divider, totaling the front of her car. TMZ was on the scene, and observed that after cops arrived, they placed her in handcuffs, and (according to our staffers) was “visibly upset” as they led her into a squad car. We’ve learned that there were two people in the car with Eve at the time.

The multiplatinum-selling Grammy-winner starred with Vin Diesel in “XXX” and had her own self-titled sitcom on the UPN.

TMZ is standing by at the Hollywood division, Los Angeles Police Department.

If you thought you’re having a bad week - cheer up! K-Fed is having it much much worse.

On Saturday, he failed to sell ONE SINGLE TICKET to his Webster Hall concert - the venue holds 1,500 and he managed to only fill 300 FREE seats.

Yesterday, K-Fed was sued by Thomas Dolby, who wrote and performed 80’s hit, “She Blind Me with Science” which Kevin sampled for his flop “America’s Most Wanted” without permission.

The dagger in the heart of the FORMER Mr. Spears - Today, his wife Britney Spears filed for divorce (read the petition she filed here) citing “irreconcilable differences.” She is seeking full custody of both children and is not requesting spousal support - good thing, because K-Fed is totally shut out from Britney’s wealth by an iron-clad prenup.

K-Fed is screwed and your week must seem brighter!

Update - Here is an insiders account of what went down this weekend to lead to the divorce filing:

At New York’s Regency Hotel, guest Britney Spears “was in The Library restaurant, sitting at a table that had been set aside for her,” says an onlooker. But as the chair opposite her remained empty, “she started crying.” Insiders tell In Touch she was waiting for her husband, Kevin Federline, to arrive that November 2 night — but he never did.

Earlier that day, Kevin was overheard arguing on his cell phone. According to a family insider, the couple had a blowout over Kevin’s upcoming gig at NYC nightclub Webster Hall. “Britney got mad because Kevin wouldn’t allow the kids to go along with him for rehearsals,” explains the insider, adding that Britney, 24, likes to have their sons, Sean Preston and Jayden, with her as much as possible. But the couple seemed to have put the fight behind them — until Kevin was a no-show at the hotel’s eatery. A deeply upset Britney took drastic action. “She stayed by herself with the kids that night, and Kevin moved to a different hotel,” says the insider.

But Kevin picked the wrong weekend to fight with his famous wife. The night after he stood her up, Kevin was set to launch his concert tour with a performance at NYC’s Stereo nightclub, and Britney was scheduled to introduce him. But the pop princess, who has been her husband’s biggest supporter, gave as good as she got — she didn’t show up at the hotspot.

Throughout the early part of the evening, “Kevin constantly scanned the room, and was checking his Sidekick,” says an observer. “It seemed like he was looking for Britney.” While eating a takeout meal alone at a VIP table, Kevin, 28, told In Touch that he’d been “partying all the time,” during his trip to New York. He added, “I’m really tired, and it puts stress on me and I get irritable.” He denied that he was having family problems, but when another guest asked how Britney and the kids were, he responded, “I don’t know.

At 2 a.m., when it was clear Britney would not turn up, “Kevin performed ‘Playing with Fire’ and ‘A League of My Own,’ ” says a guest. “Afterwards, there was no cheering.” Later, the DJ played Britney’s hit “Slave 4 U” but “Kevin sat stone-faced until he motioned for the DJ to cut the song off early,” says another onlooker. The rapper left the club alone at 4 a.m.

Although Kevin was spotted back at the Regency Hotel on November 4, having seemingly reconciled with Britney, he found himself going solo for the second night in a row. His Webster Hall show drew only 70 fans — and Britney was not among them.

Afterward, a noticeably glum Kevin dined at Corio, where even a burlesque dancer couldn’t seem to cheer him up. At 2:40 a.m., Kevin was still going strong without his spouse. He stopped by Sean “Diddy” Combs’ birthday party at hotspot Marquee. By November 6, Britney and Kevin were even further apart. He flew to Canada to attend a taping of Much Music, while Britney stayed behind to appear on Letterman.

Busta Rhymes was in court today to face assault and possession of a weapon charges stemming from an incident in August where Busta spit on a man’s car. Judge Shawndra Simpson postponed Rhyme’s case until December 11th, but denied the Manhattan DA’s office request to add a weapon possession charge. A machete was found in the back seat of Busta’s SUV.

Source Magazine co-founder, David Mays has been ordered by a Manhattan Federal jury to pay $14.5 Million to a former editor, Kimberly Osorio for encouraging a workplace where executives watched porn, smoked weed and called their employees “slut monkeys” and “ugly butch pigs”.

It didn’t help the Source’s case when jurors were played a tape from Hot 97 where co-founder Raymond (Benzino) Scott went on the air to announce that the recently fired Osorio was bed-hopping with hip-hop honchos.

Kimberly Osorio was promoted to Editor in Chief (the first female to hold the position in The Source) in November of 2003 with a $130,000 salary. She was fired 2 years later with no explanation.

It’s been a bad morning for Fabolous - he was shot in the thigh outside of a P Diddy party held at Justin’s Restaurant by an unidentified man who approached Fabo (who was with his crew of three) and began to open fire.

The shooter escaped while Fabolous was rushed into a white Dodge Magnum and rushed away, blazing through red lights - getting the attention of NYPD who pulled over the Magnum and arrested all four occupants - including the injured Fabolous - after finding a 9mm and .40 caliber handgun in the car - unregistered and loaded.

Fabo’s crew went straight to jail - Fabolous was brought to an area hospital where he is in stable condition and should be released and processed for arrest any minute now.

Cassidy has regained consciousness and is expected to make a full recovery. He suffered a fractured skull and broken facial bones from a car accident last Friday night (read story - Hustla Hurt His Head). Cassidy may get to leave the New Jersey hospital next week to finish up his next album.

Curiously, Fantasia Barrino has requested to visit Cassidy - however, Cassidy declined because he doesn’t want anyone to see him in his current condition.

After missing his 11th performance of Broadway musical “Chicago“, where Usher plays lead role Billy Flynn, he has pulled from the production all together citing a severe condition of strep throat. Since Friday, Usher has been a no show which has hurt ticket sales with several refund requests.

Usher was supposed to wrap up his engagement this weekend (on Usher’s 28th Birthday) - his understudy will complete the run.

We like Ruben - he seems like a good guy, so we’re going to forgo all the obvious jokes - in fact, Ruben’s weight got to be no laughing matter at all a few months ago when he was fast approaching 400+ pounds! His family and friends held an intervention and he agreed to check into a clinic (Duke Weight Management Center) where doctors encouraged him to cut out meat from his diet.

We’re happy to report that his new diet worked and Ruben has already shed over 100 pounds - Ruben Studdard’s new album drops October 17, called “The Return“.

Rapper and convicted manslaughter, Cassidy was involved in a serious car accident early this morning. A Uhaul truck smashed into the side of a SUV Cassidy was riding in with four others. He is still in critical condition but is said to be breathing on his own - escaping with facial fractures and a cracked skull. CAT scans have shown no brain damage - so, fear not - the Hustla will be back in Hustlin’ form soon.

In classic hip-hop crime scene fashion, nobody else in Cassidy’s entourage was injured.

Haterism.com will keep you posted on Cassidy’s condition.