Haterism.com readers knew it all along - Deelishis walked away with Flavor’s heart (read story) and all is well in the universe - here’s what went down:

The season finale of Flavor of Love 2 started where the last episode (’Family Flavors’ - an episode where the three finalists invited their families to meet Flavor) left off, with Krazy and the parents of New York and Deelishis leaving the mansion.

Flavor announced that New York and Deelishis will be joining him in Belize to go on final one-on-one dates and to attend the last elimination clock ceremony to discover the winner of Flavor of Love 2.

Meanwhile, New York’s parents are outside filming an exit interview when evil once again comes over Momma New York (Miss Michelle) - she cuts the interview short and storms back into the mansion. Momma New York pounds on Flavor’s suite door until he answers. She informs Flav that she will be taking New York back home with her and out of his clutches. Miss Michelle then finds New York in her room and grabs her arm to pull her out of the mansion. New York protests and her mother leaves empty handed - not before returning to Flav’s suite to threaten him and once again getting kicked out of the house - with New York heckling her mother while she left to make certain to show Flav her allegiance to “her man”.

New York and Deelishis are then on their way off to Belize (or as Flav would say - Beeeeeeeeeellllllliiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzeeeeeeeeeee) in a private jet. They touch down and take another plane to an even more isolated island - the setting for the showdown between his girls. Flavor informs the women that he will be dating Deelishis that day and New York tomorrow. Of course, New York flips out and begins one of her infamous manic attacks when she hears that she has to wait until tomorrow to see “her man”. New York taunts Deelishis as she gets ready for her date and climbs on every piece of furniture in the hotel room attempting to spy on Deelishis and Flav as they leave.

Flavor sweeps Deelishis away to a private beach where he has setup a tent with dozens of pillows and blankets - a comfortable place where they make out for what seems like hours. They then unlock lips and hips long enough to receive massages. Flav and Deelishis change outfits and go to dinner. Flavor questions Deelishis’s love for him and Deelishis questions Flavor’s sincerity in making his selection the next night - asking, “Is your choice tomorrow based on your true feelings or what’s best for television?”. Flav assures her that his choice is on the real.

The perfect date isn’t over just yet! Deelishis follows Flavor to his room for a “night cap”. She experiences a “wardrobe malfunction” and is unable to get out of her dress. Flav comes to the rescue with a knife and cuts curvy Dee out of her clothes which leads to a cut-away and the sounds of love.

The next morning Flav and Deelishis wake up to sweet words and a promise from Flav that she will see him tomorrow night at eliminations. Dee walks to her room where New York is waiting to taunt her once again - offering her breakfast while trying to break her down. Fortunately, Deelishis is a strong woman who doesn’t back down to New York and she isn’t successful in getting into Dee’s head.

It’s New York’s turn - she is a nervous wreck getting prepared for Flav. Flav arrives and takes New York to the marina to board a boat, where they begin to frolic on the deck immediately. They go on to share champagne and talk - or what will turn out to be sealing the deal for Flav. New York is possessed by her mother and tells Flavor that she is already planning their future and that she’ll be in full control of his life - SCHREEECH! - that was enough to set Flavor off and he tells her off. Flav is very clear that nobody runs his life and that he wears the pants in any relationship - New York argues, then apologizes (sort of) - not before she gets Flav so steamed that he dives in the ocean with all his clothes on - he just had to get away from New York.

New York knows that she may of just jeopardized any chance she had to win and although deathly afraid of the water, dives in with a life jacket and proceeds to almost drown to try to show Flav her loyalty - Flav lets an instructor save her and looks on in disgust.

Flavor does take New York to dinner where she succeeds in winning him over a bit by proclaiming her love for him and apologizing once again for her outburst on the boat. Flav is concerned that she’s just like her momma - but New York claims that she isn’t and asks Flavor to trust her.

After dinner, Flavor invites New York back to her room. While flav takes a loooonnnnng bathroom break, New York has second thoughts about giving herself to Flav once again, remembering that the strategy didn’t work on the first season - so she tells Flavor that she wants to go back to her room and that she’s saving her love until after eliminations. Flav shrugs and walks her back to her room - perhaps gaining some respect for New York (he didn’t seem too upset at all). About 10 minutes later, New York runs back to Flav’s room and they get it on.

New York and Flav lounge together the next morning - sweet words all around (in patented Flavor Flav style). It’s time for New York to go back to her room and get ready for the elimination ceremony TONIGHT!

New York AGAIN attempts to taunt Deelishis but it ain’t working - Dee is just too strong. The girls put on dresses that Flav sent over and it’s off to eliminations!

The rain is falling and the thunder is clasping - the girls stand on a lagoon dock waiting for Flav and his decision. Weaves are getting wet and makeup is running - but the girls are focused. Flav arrives with a serious look on his face and a no-nonsense demeanor. He turns to Deelishis and states how much fun he has with her and how she has always been down for him. Flav turns to New York and tells her that he made the right decision by bringing her back this season and that he loves her. He turns back to Deelishis and scolds her about asking him if his decision was real or based on TV ratings. He then turns to New York and chastises her for being like her mother on the boat and thinking that she can run his life …

“And that’s why your time is up New York!”, Flav informs … … …

ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE! New York flips the F out and bum rushes Flavor - she gets right up in his face and screams that she can’t believe that he did this to her TWICE - she tells Flav to go F himself and that he was right, she IS just like her mother. New York then lifts her dress to show Flav her ass and exclaims “You will never touch this again!”. Flav screams right back that she is crazy and that nobody runs Flavor Flav and tells her to get the F off the island! Flav thanks New York for confirming his decision and they go back and forth with a few more “F You!”s while New York walks away.

Things calm down and Deelishis gets to celebrate her win of Flav’s heart. They kiss and caress - then Flav presents her with her very own set of Golden Chompers - which she gleefully accepts. The camera zooms away as the lovers embrace.

We then enjoy a sneak peek of next week’s reunion show - fights, fights and more fights - we’ll report more on that later - for now, let’s congratulate Deelishis and Flav!